We all have heard of the penis getting caught in the zipper. No biggie! But these major penis accidents are jaw dropping! Check out these outrageous penis accidents and photos here…
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5. Stuart Keen, 54, was building furniture at his moms house and instead of sawing off a cabinet leg, a carpenter sawed off his own, um, appendage. He was immediately rushed to the hospital in Wantage, England, where doctors were able to stick it back on. His mom rushed to his defense, telling the press:
“Stuart is a carpenter and uses sharp and sometimes dangerous tools. This was an unfortunate accident but these things happen all the time to people in his profession.”
Do they?! In that case, we don’t plan on dating any carpenters.
4. A 14 year-old Indian kid claims that while he was cleaning his fish tanks he had to pee. Instead of putting the tiny fish down, he took it to the potty with him and it swam upstream into his peen. ER doctors could catch the slippery fish with forceps, but they had to hook it like a kidney stone and pull it out.
3. A MEAT GRINDER! A 23-year-old factory worker got “it” caught in the wrong situation. Paramedics were able to stop the bleeding caused by the grinder, but the fate of his humper is still unknown.
2. Don’t BLOW your boss! A secretary was giving him head in his car, a delivery truck accidentally hit the vehicle. She was thrown off him, she bit down and took the penis flying with her. There goes her raise!
1. A woman was making breakfast one morning, her cop husband wanted to butter her bread. So he decided to stick his penis in a loaf, literally. He got quite a rise, his dog leaped up and took a big bite. Ouch! Luckily doctors were able to reattach it with plastic surgery. Didn’t anyone ever tell him not to play with his food?
Source: The Frisky